First Edition Hot Off the Press, Mostly Intact
By Gribble Snagtooth
After much bickering, bribery with shinies, and several accidental small fires, the very first edition of The Goblin Gazette has shambled its way into the world. Readers should note, however, that this paper will not be bound by schedules, timetables, or anything resembling organisational discipline.
In short, publication will be sporadic at best, depending largely on how many goblins can be wrangled at once, and whether their submitted scribbles resemble something like language.
What can readers expect? According to the editor, the Gazette will cover the stories that truly matter – the ones whispered by creatures who know where all the skeletons are buried (sometimes literally). Expect exposés from the darkest corners of the forest, interviews with trolls under bridges, and perhaps a special feature on why your left sock keeps vanishing without a trace.
So whether you are a curious human, a wandering sprite, or a vampire with time to kill, the Goblin Gazette invites you to read, laugh, and worry just a little about how much goblins actually know.
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